1. Thai massage with a "happy ending"
2. Anal sex
3. Rimming (I don't even know what the hell this is)
4. Threesome
So infidelity broke up my last relationship. The man was approached by two women for a threesome. It was a dream come true for him, apparently. I mean TWO women attracted to him. I'm sure the fact that he was a medical doctor had nothing to do with it. I mean what woman would not want to pursue a fantasy with a 60 year old, bald, morbidly overweight man. I mean 60 year old balls....yummy. So now this man is living his fantasy...except it blew up in has face with a little thing called extortion.
Bitter? I'll cop to that. Pissed, oh yes, most definitely. Hurt, surprisingly not too much. I asked if they were pretty...apparently not. Was the sex great...apparently not so much. I suggested that perhaps hiring two high end escorts would have been cheaper: beautiful, great sex and they would create an illusion of attraction. And once payment cleared, there wouldn't be a continuous demand for additional funds. I even suggest some of the hook up sites, and was told that he wasn't looking for a "hook up." Yeah, casual sex with two strangers sounds like true love. I guess, my question is at what point does this "sexual bucket list" reek of midlife crisis? Isn't 60 rather old for this sort of thing, and shouldn't flings with younger women come with an expectation that some kind of transaction will be involved?
Maybe, I'm being unfair. But this particular person has put off really living, in fact everything is on hold for some kind of reason. Ducks always seem to need to be put in order. He acts as if he is going to have some kind of do over for his life so this one can be sacrificed to some sort of planning or ideal situation. And instead of really taking in what life has to offer, I find this sexual bucket list and intimacy with strangers seems to be taking the place of really living a full life.
I am clueless here David. To me it's pathetic. What do you think?
David....
Here we go again.. sex.... Can't we just sit down in front of the tv for a two day Breaking Bad Marathon? Keep it simple. Some people actually believe in sexual bucket list. Different strokes for different folks. Whatever floats you boat. Once again, something that sounds good to you may not be good for you. What looks awesome on paper may be just mediocre in real life. One of my best friends always says, you have to be ready for the good and the bad of every life decision. That way you are rarely surprised.
Two women at once.....? Sounds like too much work for me. Was more intriguing when I was younger, but hell no now. With my attention span bordering on bottom-rung status, it would be hard pressed for me to concentrate on the Baby Ruth in my left hand while the Butterfinger starts melting in my right. Thai massage, with or without noodles....?
5. Sex with a Martian
6. Sex twice in one day.
7. Sex two consecutive days.
8. Sex once in a day.
9. Think about sex, once a day....
Shanita....
My bigger issue is that if you're adding extracurricular activities to a relationship i.e. other people, check to see if you're taking care of business at home. My experience is that home is seriously lacking,